i used to think that if i wiped after i pooped, my butt would fall off! i didn't wipe at all between the ages of 4 and 6!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I believed if I let my dog lick my face and didn't wipe off the slobber, that I would turn into a dog myself.— robyn
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon
- i used to believe that if you poked yerr belly button yerr butt would fall off.— jordy
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- when i was a kid, i used to think that if i didn't fall asleep, morning wouldn't comeAnon