A friend of my mum's had gotten divorced but aged about 9 I didn't know that, I just knew the guy's wife had disappeared and so when I used his bathroom one day I sw that the shower curtain was pulled shut so obviously my mum's friend had murdered his wife and left her body in the bath.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon