I used to believe that anyone that was fat was having a baby. I really, really wanted a baby so I used to eat all the fat off of my family's food (I was 6). I particularly remember eating the fat off of all the pork chops at dinner. I once saw a really fat man at a grocery store and thought he was having a baby. I couldn't understand how the baby would come out of a man.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- A friend of mine used to think that you got pregnant from eating baby food.— Jemima
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy