When I was about 4 years old and used to watch the TV show "Alice" with my family, I would do my impression of one of the waitresses. When she said, "Mel, kiss my grits" to the owner, I didn't know what grits were. I would say, "Mel, kiss my grips!" My family would crack up at me messing up the line and I thought they just liked my impression!
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- After I saw the Wizard of Oz, I was under the impression Kansas was black and white.Anon
- I used to believe that Alice Cooper and Alice from "Alice in Wonderland" were the same person.— Jessica Tinch
- As a child i was under the impression that the huge power station chimneys were cloud makers.— scruffyoik
- I used to think that 'black comedy' was show like Family Matters and The Cosby Show.— Katie
- when i was little i thought that when we die we become stars and watch over our family that is still alive— josh
- i thought the for sale sign buy owner things meant that u could also buy the owner — brandi