Even though they told us in sex-ed all about sperms and eggs and cell reproduction, they never actually told us HOW the sperm got to the egg. I had to figure it out for myself. So until I put the pieces together, when I saw teenagers making rude gestures simulating vaginal intercourse or heard them talking about it, I thought it was just another foreplay activity, and not the actual pregnancy-causing act itself.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.Anon
- i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...
p.s i still try it but it never works— anom - I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny