When I was younger I loved potpouri. But I always confused potpouri with diarhea, so I would go around stores chanting, "Diarhea! Diarhea!" because I always got excited when I saw a bag of potpouri. (I think I thought this because I pronounced potpouri as poperia, so it sounded like diarhea to me! And to this day I still pronounce it as poperia.)
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When my sister was about 9 or 10 she used to pronounce "chaos" like "chows"Anon
- I used to pronounce the word "Computer" as "Crocuta"
Anon - I thought that exclamation marks were actually "explanation marks", since they explain how you pronounce it.— superoid
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- I thought drug stores sold drugs. I never understood how they could sell illegal drugs.— Diana Rios
- i thought the name Anon, was really a name...pronounced A-Non...haha i figured it out— Norman einstien