when I was little I thought that "getting laid" meant to elope, so one day my Dad was telling
me about how a young couple he knew really loved eachother but couldn't afford a wedding, so I told him "why don't they just get laid?"
I thought I was saying "why dont they elope?"
I definatly got a bad look from that one.
A childhood belief about marriage
others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought that to elope was to run off and get pregnant before you got married.Anon
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- When I was little I believed rabbits laid eggs. Anon
- The Easter Bunny laid eggsAnon