I used to think that when my granpa said a clock was fast he meant it was ticking faster. I kept trying to put one clock to each ear to hear if one was faster than the other. I thought he was amazing to be able to tell.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- i used to think that the faster you go in your car, the faster the car radio went.— Matt
- I used to believe that the yellow light in traffic-lights meant Go Faster!— M. L. E.
- I use to really belive if I pulled my granpa's finger I would hear a whistle..
ya right— Numnuts© - I have a cousin who thought he could run faster when he got new shoes .. Anon
- Once I told everyone that I saw a clock reach 1:60.— flojo