i used to believe that mississippiora was my kindergarten teacher's first name. turns out she just married a guy named sippiora...
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon
- The boy in my class named "Sahand" must have a sister named "Safoot".Anon
- I used to believe that when you put toast in the refrigerator, it turns back into bread. — sambot