I used to call Nerds "Turds". I used to have a friend and her parents always kept boxes of Nerds. And everyday I'd ask "Can I have a turd?"
That must've been a sight to see.
A childhood belief about sweeties

others believed things like this
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I thought when a road sight said Dead End that someone had actually died there.Anon
- I used to believe that the white boxes that housed bee hives were cow graves.— Bub