Heh heh, "Billy Jean" by Michael Jackson:
Billy Jean is not my mother!
Just a girl who says that,
"I am your mom",
But the chair is not my son!
Nobody can tell me different, because that's how it goes. Seriously. I know. I think.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I used to think that Sylvester Stallone and Billy Joel were the same person.Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz