when i was around 6 or 7 i used to ask mom y she wudnt give my nanny the money she needed for chest operation. I actually thought she had a deep hole in her chest - was actually her cleavage.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty