My sister told me that, unless I did a song and a dance after I had a poo the Toilet Monster would come and get me...
the song went "Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ug, Toilet Monster please don't come"
bitch.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that their was a toilet monster named johny.— sexyallie_69
- I thought the song Skip To My Lou was about skipping to the toilet.Anon
- I thought the boogey monster was a monster that ate boogers at night in front of youAnon
- I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!— KellGirl
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo