When I was little I once saw a dogs disgusting 'red rocket' penis, and for a long time I thought that's what all men had. When I got older I eventually asked my mom how she could stand making out with my dad and not throw up. After a long laugh, my mom had to explain to me that it really didn't look like that.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- I used to think that if you shone a flashlight beam onto a lightbulb long enough, it would eventually light.— Karen K
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My older brother used to tell me if you ate raw potatoes your teeth would grow long and curly!— Lauren