when i was in first grade, i heard the commercial/song about the trojan man on the radio. i asked my mom what it was and she wouldnt tell me because she said i was too young, so my friends and i went around school singing TROJAN MAN! lol
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I use to believe all the people singing on the radio were IN the radio.— Yvonne
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon