when I was 4 i used to think that baby's were made by a man lying on a bed with a woman and an egg rolled down the mans arm and up the womans arm.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I used to believe that if you crossed your fingers when you were lying, you weren't really lying.— jo
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- That to make a baby a man (over 21 & under 25) had to kiss a woman (over 19 & under 21).— Johny
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon