When my sister was little she didn't know what a migraine headache was called. I told her they were called "lobotomies." For a while she used to tell people, "Whenever I get a lobotomy, my head hurts."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- i use to belive that whenever i had a headache then my head would explode until i was 10— Eryn
- I used to think my forehead was actually called a three-head.— Fen
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- my sister and i used to think sideburns were called "hash browns."— ginny
- When I was little - before we learned cursive - my sister and I called it 'real writing'. — Monty