I used to think that a blowjob was when you blow on a woman's nipples to inflate their breasts and make them bigger (breast enlargement) but I never told anyone...until now!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- My dad told me that when he was little, he thought the trees waved back and forth to make the wind blow.— casey
- When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon— a guy