When I was about 2 1/2 years old I had climbed into my sisters crib. She was about a year old at the time. My mother overheard a conversation which she has told us several times. My sister took her diaper off, something babies do I guess, and when I saw she had no appendage like I had I said "It's ok, Mommy will take you to the store to buy one." I thought she was missing a part!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.— Sally
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When a soldiers went AWOL in the movies, I thought they physically climbed over "A Wall".— D Rumsfeld
- I used to think Jane Austen was related to the Bronte sisters, maybe like their cousin or step/half sister.Anon
- I used to think Jane Austen was related to the Bronte sisters, maybe like their cousin or step/half-sister.Anon