When i was about three, i remember catching a brief glimpse of my brother naked. I could swear that i saw two penis'. So i used to believe that he had one for peeing and one for pooing. I was so stupid -_-;;
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- My brother used to tell me if I picked my nose I would become more stupid because bogey were brain cellsAnon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit