It used to be common school knowledge that the meaning of 'twat' was a pregnant goldfish ... later on i found out the real meaning ... but in in bizarre twist found out that a pregnant goldfish is in fact called a twat (or a twit depending on
which books youread)
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Up until the age of nine, I used to think that Marmalade was made out of goldfish.— Sadie
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- It was common "knowledge" where I lived that if you picked dandelions then you would wet the bed.— Holly
- my brother told me rice crispies were really fish eggs we gave to the goldfish. I never ate rice crispies.— johnboy
- I used to believe that Spinal Tap was a real band. I was 19 and gutted when I found out.— Jim
- i used to think that housten was a real person and not a place, im 16 and i found this out yesterday......!lol— jess p