I was always a smart kid, figuring things out quickly so I knew what a penis was and sex and rape and those sorts of things, but then I heard a new term and the kida said it like it was like sex or something. I had no idea what it was so I thought it was when someone blows on a penis...
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I thought that "statutory rape" were meant to rape a statue.Anon
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE