When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat