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A childhood belief about rude bits

When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"

— Anonymous

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