I used to beleive that there was an alligator opening and closing my butthole so i could poop. The door was an oldfashioned drawbridge door. I always felt bad for the alligator because he had to step over my poop to open the door. Also i thought that wen i pooped my pants (since it was still maybe or three and it happened sometimes) that i kept the alligator waited too long so hejust opened the door because he was getting smooshed by the poop. The alligators name was Al.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe Gatorade was made from alligator pee.Anon
- I used to believe that Steak was actually alligator meat. Anon
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon