When I was younger, we sang 'Hosanah" in church every Sunday. One Sunday I leaned over to my mom and said,"There's one thing in common about Gsarfield and Jesus. They both like Lasagna." I thought they were saying 'lasagna' but I soon found out that we were singing 'hosanah'! She laughed so hard I thought she would pee.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- I used to think you could only eat sundaes on sunday.Anon
- I used to think that everyone's birthday, including my own, always had to be on a Sunday.Anon
- I wasn't allowed to cut my nails on a sunday , don't ask me why.— martin
- I used to believe that the closer it was to Sunday, the worse your sins were.— heathen
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine