When I was a kid my dad told me that Spectacles were actually called Testicles. I went around school the next day telling everyone who wore glasses they were actually wearing testicles. Needless to say my teachers weren't impressed as I refused to believe them when they corrected me. The sad thing is I thought this was true until my early teens.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that your cuticlas were called testiclesAnon
- I used to believe that testicles were called tenticlesAnon
- When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.— nick
- I thought my testicles were pickled onions I had swallowed wrongly.— jon
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- I used to believe that people who wore glasses were blind and could only see when they had their glasses on. Anon