i always thought babies came from the ass my mum told me that when i was like 10 and i found out at primary school a year on!!!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was at primary school I thought you had to be at least 18 to swear.— Mike W
- When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!— Lucy
- In primary school, a whole bunch of kids including me believed that watermelon seeds contained ants. — Caff
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I don't know why, but I used to believe that babies were one year old when they were born o_O.Anon
- In the mid 90's, I used to believe that babies who were born in the year 2000 would live forever.Anon