MY GRAN WHO USED TO LOCK US OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND SAY MR COOKINGS IS BRINGING ME AND MY SISTER SWEETS. I USED TO IMAGINE THIS MAN FLYING THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOW EVERY DAY AND WAS EXCITED, UNTIL I FOUND OUT MR COOKINGS WAS ACTUALLY THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD.
A childhood belief about sweeties
others believed things like this
- I used to think a brothel was another word for a soup kitchen.Anon
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- When he was a kid, my husband thought the hymn "bringing in the sheaves" was "bringing in the cheese."Anon
- When I was a kid, I used to think that tablets were sweets for grown-ups Anon
- my gran tod me that rabbits made a noise that went "map map"— Lise