Until the age of 9, I used to believe that marriage was a fancy church wedding that commenced in the bride and groom HAVING SEX in front of everyone. No wonder why I never wanted to get married.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I Use to that all couples got married twice to renew the marriage
— Lucas Jr fique Marti d - I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- I thought the bridal veil was so that the groom wouldn't see who he was marrying.— Aretia
- That "martial arts" had something to do with marriage. — Mike Lewyn
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee