I used to believe that whenever I went into the restroom in public, everyone outside instantly stopped whatever they were doing and all paused to listen to the speakers which were placed all around the store so that everyone could listen to me in the bathroom. Of course, everyone went back to normal once I came from the bathroom.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- King Henry VIII was named “the eighth” by his dad because the first seven didn’t listen!— Mojo
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- I used to think "public convenience" meant a convenience store!Anon
- When I was a kid, I used to believe if you were watching TV, and you turned it off, it paused.Anon
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon