I used to think that when I farted, my insides exploded! That was one theory, anyway. The other one was that when I was small, I ate a bomb and the bomb exploded every once in a while.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that the New Years ball exploded, and people who were near it died.— Angela
- that fireworks were animals with bombs inside ang when it exploded it was dead bits of rabbits— lala
- I used to believe that an atom bomb was a dragon in the sky.— Mazzkitten
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- When I was little, I thought that if you stood behind the TV, you could see your insides on the screen.— C.W.
- I used to believe that our insides were made completely out of tuna— molly n