I used to believe that if you drank a lot of anything, and then you had to go t the bathroom, you could just eat bread or something that was absorbent, and then you wouldn't have to go cuz it would absorb "stuff" and you'd be all good
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid
- I used to believe that birds subsisted on bread.— C.C.