When I was little, our paperboy would come every morning. His name was Brad.My mom would always say, "Hi, Brad!" whenever he came in. I confused Brad with bread for some reason and i sometimes couldn't remember what the difference between bread and toast was, so one day he came to our door and I yelled, "Hi, Toast!" really loud so he heard.
He's never really liked me since.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you put toast in the refrigerator, it turns back into bread. — sambot
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- My Mum told me if I ate too much toast I would get cancer! I couldn't eat it for years and years...— Pauliboy
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon
- I believed that my mother invented toast.— Helen
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline