I used to believe that having sex was a man pissing while the woman pissed.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant— oiman
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon