I used to be scared of thunder and lightning as a kid, and so I made up a story involving God and his angels, to this day, I still believe, even though I now don't beleive in God.
When its thunder, God's passing wind. When its raining, the angels are weeing, and when it's lightning, God's annoyed with everyone...
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- I think lightning and thunder is caused by angels throwing temper tantrums Anon
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- I used to believe that people could fly during thunder and lightning, because I dreamt this once— Minimania
- I was convinced that thunder and lightning could wake up volcanos.— leticia
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny