i used to think a comdom was a kind of chocolate so wen i asked my mate for a bar of comdom she thought i was a lesi and wouldnt speak to me for 4 years
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- i used to beleive that a comdom machine would stop you getting pregnant. Not the condoms. the actual machine.— Mr scared-of-swimming-pool-changing-rooms.
- My auntie was told by her husband that glacia cherries were made of seaweed, she wouldnt eat them for years. — emma
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- My mate used to believe that the lids of yoghurt pots were poisonous, and to this day won't ever lick one.Anon