i thought that i could milk my cat, barney.so when he felt me squeezing his niples and my parents saw i was reffered to a child physicalagist and still arent allowed any pet with niples
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- I used to believe that baby oil came from squeezing babies— Angelina
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!
— Mimi - that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon