when my sister was about three and noticed her first little fart, she put her hand to her mouth and said, "whoops, my bottom burped".
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - I used to think Jaywalkers were people who walked briskly whilst swinging their arms.. whoops!— Lisa
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- When I first saw "brb" on an im I thought the person burped, not that they would be right back.Anon
- When I was about 10 I used to believe that if you burped too much it would make your liver bleed— Lenny