I had a friend whose parents worked for the school district. His father was a bus driver and his mother was a cafeteria worker. His dad sat at the entrance to the cafeteria as we walked in almost daily. On the days that we had some sort of gray toned meat, he would tell us that he ran over an armadillo that morning and that it was being served for lunch. For some strange reason, we ate it..
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.Anon
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie