When I was little I loved to play in the raing. Until my cousin told me that the rain was the angels peeing. I was so grossed out I wouldnt even walk to the car in the rain. I was only four.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- Thunder was the angels shaking their blankets out. Rain was the fairies crying.— wolfie
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon