When you get married you walk down the aisle, church doors to alter. I used to think that to get a divorce you had to do the exact opposite, walk back down the aisle from the alter to the doors.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- I used to believe you could walk on clouds. And you would be able to walk in space on the edge of the world.— Alex
- I used to believe that the dust on top of doors was poisonous.— draconid
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- I used to believe that the dust at the top of doors was highly poisonous and could kill you.Anon
- i used to believe that pools had underwater doors that sharks were going to swim out of.— marky