When I was very little, my older brother was getting his ears pierced. I asked my mother how they put the hole in his ear, and she said: "Oh, they use the piercing gun." She really should've reworded that, because I could just imagine my brother sitting down in a chair where there is a blindfolded woman with a gun nearby. I could imagine that woman taking ten paces, turning around, and pulling the trigger on a bazooka that shot earrings. I was very scared.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- For some reason until I was about 10 I used to believe that the dentist pierced your ears.— Kendall.XxX
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- When I was little i believed the man had to be older than the woman— its just me
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon