when i was like three i didn't believe there was monster under my bed...I just complained to my Mom about "The Yucky Guy in my room" she used to pick up the phone and act like she was calling the "Yucky Guy"'s mom to tell on him, then I was ok!
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- I thought the boogey monster was a monster that ate boogers at night in front of youAnon
- I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!— KellGirl
- I used to think that the initials NYC stood for "nobody you're calling" Anon
- From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".— Paul
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee