My mom has 2 brothers and a sister, and since I knew they came from my grandmother, I always thought that when my grandmother was pregnant, the 4 of them were adults, sitting inside her, and playing cards, waiting to be born.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought I would fall through the cracks in my grandmother's deck.— Hannah
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf
- I used to think that my grandmother was a pioneer from the covered wagon days.— jasonchic
- When I was little I was afraid of vacum cleaners. I thought there was an old guy inside waiting to eat you.— Kittenz r kool