when i 5years some of my friends ate some biscuits in my granfathers house with-out asking permmision, so next time they called around he opened the tin and farted in it when my friends took the lid off the tin the smell was really bad and he told them that if they did not go home and drink lots of caster oil they would be very ill after they had gone I asked him if I sould have some caster oil but he said he was only Joking but I bilieved him at the time.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- i would never eat biscuits with currants in because someone told me they were flies.— ahab