I used to believe those handles in cars above the window were called Jesus Handles, because my mom always grabbed hers and yelled "Jesus!" whenever someone else drove badly.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that cars drove themselves.Anon
- I used to believe that self drive cars actually drove themselves!Anon
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- i used to believe rain was when Jesus was having a shower— matt
- When I was little I though "A Cross" was a mud/tar pit and that Jesus drowned.— Usagi Ohkami