When I was young, my dad had condoms in his "secret drawer.' I used to go through the drawer out of curiosity, and whenever I found the green, squishy packages with the rubbery circle inside, I'd ask what they were. He'd always say it were medicine, but I could never understand how you could swallow a big squishy circle. It was later when I actually opened one of the packages and realized that you cover your "pee pee" with it.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to think that poop was stored in your buttocks and that's why they're squishy.Anon
- I use to believe in the toothfairy until i found all my missing baby teeth in my mom's jewlery box drawer.— Ashley Bailey
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- I used to think the lady behind the cash register at the A & P got to keep all the money in the drawer.Anon
- I used to believe that rounding a number meant drawing a circle around it.Anon
- Until I was about 8 I believed that your back teeth keep growing in until you have a full circle of teeth.Anon