I used to believe that a mustache was just very long nosehair. I was disgusted when I read a book that said, "Santa stroked his long, curly, mustache." I thought that touching a mustache was grosser than picking your nose!
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I used to think a mustache was just extended nose hair.— Dan
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry
- When I was little, I couldn't wait to grow up so I could grow a mustache. I am female.— Laura
- My older brother used to tell me if you ate raw potatoes your teeth would grow long and curly!— Lauren
- I used to believe moustaches were just really long nose hair — RaoulDuke
- I used to believe that mustaches were grown from really long nose hairs.Anon