I misheard "To all your friends, you're delirious" in Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful". I thought she said "Do I have friends? You're delirious". I guessed she must have felt kinda lonely, misunderstood and everything. But hey, it made sense to me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believe animals are our best friends. When we are sad or we feel lonely, they are there to support us.— Rosa Saito
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- i USED To beleive that cartoons were real and i made them my imageniary friends!— Shaman Queen
- One of my friends told me that when he was a kid he thought windmills were used to keep cows cool!— Julie
- One of my friends in elementary school thought that Osama bin Laden was "a son of Aladdin". Anon
- I thought Scott Joplin and Janis Joplin were related. Two musicians with the same last name - it made sense!— Rita