when i was very young and learning to talk, i just repeated everything people said around me. My parents were usually pretty careful about what they said when i was present, but once we were in the car and someone cut in front of us or something, and my dad said "Oh, damn it!" And then of course my mum and dad could hear from the back seat "Damn it! Damn it!"
To this day, whenever i am at a family gathering with my parent and someone says damn, they just HAVE to tell the story.
you just have no idea how embaressing...
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.Anon
- I thought you had to get a license in order to be a parent (which acutally might not be a bad idea!)— Elviessa
- I used to believe that one white parent and one black parent made an Asian baby.— Carolyn
- Olivia Newton John did sing let me hear your budgie talk! didn't she— J Scull
- I used to believe that when you had cancer, your bottom would be in front instead of in back. Anon